Funny Testing Definition

Testing Definition

To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.

he Glass

To an optimist, the glass is half full. 
To a pessimist, the glass is half empty. 
To a good tester, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

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Signs That You're Dating A Tester

• Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
• When you tell him that you won't change something he has asked you to change, he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for correcting this one.
• When you ask him how you look in a dress, he'll actually tell you.
• When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup line, he'll agree with you and give the specifics.
• He won't help you change a broken light bulb because his job is simply to report and not to fix.
• He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since resolved just to make sure that they're truly gone.